Here's some dude snoring at WSUCon IV and shaking the walls.

(The following goes to prove two things: 1) you're not the only one who gets crappy service from your ISP, and 2) the Brits get better educations than most Americans, enabling them to write damned fine letters of complaint. NTL is a cable operator in Britain.)
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Dear Cretins,

In a major new case study sure to grab the attention of Pointy Haired Bosses everywhere, Microsoft announced today that the Total Cost of Ownership of Microsoft Word is 94% lower than that of the open-source equivalent, vi.

"There's simply no comparison," said a Microsoft researcher. "We cannot believe that anybody would seriously use something so primitive as vi in this day and age. The same can be said about all Linux distributions, which universally bundle vi."

The report, entitled "Using Anything But Word Is Truly Absurd", lists several reasons why vi is inferior to Microsoft's innovative solution: