In case anybody missed it, we're having a LAN party this Friday at UAN. Here's a poster to distribute for the event.
It is critically important that the LUG address a potentially fatal problem: all of the pictures of me are really, really bad.
If this is not corrected, many bad things are certain to happen: we'll lose our status as a Registered Student Organization, we'll all be expelled, and Ganymede, the third moon of Jupiter, will fall from its orbit and plunge screaming towards the destruction of Earth, only to be stopped at the last minute by a band of freespirited and carefree but hardworking oil miners that NASA sent aloft to drill a hole in it and explode it with a nuclear bomb after most of the crew has nobly sacrificed themselves for the good of humanity.
And no one wants that.
Now, I've carefully enumerated for your elucidation the pictures wherein I appear to stave this off as best I can, and dutifully added crucial annotations below them as comments.