I was taking a leak in the bathroom here outside the LUG office and I noticed a PUBE on top of the urinal I was using.

Now realize that we don't have any students here that are 8 feet tall who may have conceivably left this little goody by mistake, so this means that somebody purposefully PLUCKED this pube and left it there as though it were some work of art to be perused by all.

Dear Anonymous Pube Plucker,

There are doctors for what you do. Please visit one yesterday.